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poopsiecakes

I thought Jehovah used the waters returning to their normal state to crush and drown Pharoah's army? Where's the water? Why did Jehovah have to use arrows and spears?

slight weapons malfunction...

Darth Rutherford

Hmmm... according to the picture of the survivors on page 7, it appears that only men in dress pants and women in skirts will survive.

insearchoftruth

it appears that only men in dress pants and women in skirts will survive.

So therefore I guess no more wearing of slacks for women or jeans and shorts for anyone, for no one knows when the end will be and one would not want to be dressed improperly to be able to make it through the big A.

ScenicViewer

...one dude has an arrow stuck in his back.

And another has a spear all the way through him. Such horrible scare tactics....what a wonderful, godly way to teach children.

~Question With Boldness~

When I was 8, I used to get nightmares from these pictures. I mean really? My JW mother wouldn't let me and my sisters watch some DISNEY CARTOONS because they were "too violent" but yet we could go to KH and sit there and look at pictures of fire and destruction and piles of dead bodies while being told "this is whats going to happen to people who don't join the Witnesses" which translated into all my aunts, uncles, grandparents, my teachers, neighbors... "Apocalypse porn" is frighteningly accurate. Its like they really get off on this stuff... All smiles "isn't it wonderful that the end is so near" Give me a break...

As another thought, I'm reading this "views of what Armageddon is and what the bible REALLY teaches" section and I'm confused. Their examples are "Journalists and Researchers often use the word Armageddon to define catastrophes caused by humans" and "as a label for major natural disasters" and then they "refute" them with the bible... do they really think these are meant as literal? These are COMPARISONS, DESCRIPTIONS I can believe they are treating them as actual ideas on what the biblical Armageddon is...

But, as always, their typical photos of JWs walking away from the destruction miss the middle part where they have to clean up all the dead bodies. Wonder why they never show THAT part. (sarcasm)

wannabefree

Perhaps the picture is in illustration of ...

*** w64 1/15 pp. 39-40 What the Armageddon of the Bible Is ***
For those who thus align themselves against Jehovah God and his kingdom there is no hope for survival. While God may well cause the nations to turn against one another, resulting in much slaughter with their own weapons, as he did with the armies of Ammon, Moab and Mount Seir when they came up against his people in ancient times, he also has at his disposal all the forces of nature. These, too, he will unleash against his foes.

jwfacts

Undercover - No more matching names and faces from different rows to see who was married to who(m?). Much easier to see what dweebs got the hot wives and vice versa...

I wonder if they Sr Hacker and Sr Okasaki switched places.

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