Do JW's Actually Believe This Stuff?!?

by Mister Biggs 44 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    This was just forwarded to me.
    (We need more comets to help take all of the stupid people away from among us!)

    This comes from the branch in Canada......

    In England one of our blind brothers had a seeing-eye dog that would
    faithfully guide and take him to the meetings each week. He got into
    the routine of bringing him every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday to the Kingdom Hall.

    When the brother died, the dog became the property of another blind person, this time a non-witness. The dog left
    the man puzzled.

    Every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday the dog was raring to go and
    begging his owner to get up and go. So finally the man followed the dog's lead, was brought to the Kingdom Hall and guided to a chair. The man didn't know where he was, but he enjoyed the warm reception he got from everyone.

    He started to study with the witnesses.

    Not only does this experience show how Jehovah can even use his animal
    creation to bring someone into the Truth, but...also:

    If a dog knows where he should be on Tuesdays Thursdays and Sundays,
    is it not a good example for us and our meeting attendance?

  • TR
    TR

    Oh for Christ's sake! They got to the dog!

    TR

    I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
    --Robert Frost, 1935

  • QuietOne
    QuietOne

    Would you not be embarassed repeating that story to someone? You would have to be a child to believe a story like that.

  • Mister Biggs
    Mister Biggs

    Hey, TR-
    Maybe your son can sneak up behind the dog and shoot it! LOL!

  • AMarie
    AMarie

    LOLOL at TR. They just don't know when to stop, do they. To do such a thing to sweet, obedient Rover is just sick!

    I must agree, that was a pretty dumb story. I can see all the dubs sitting in the hall smiling, deeply touched at how Jehover brings us into the troof.

  • flower
    flower

    Believe it or not they eat those stories up. I always had questions when I heard that kind of crap but my dad sits my mom and brother down once an week and reads experiences from the new yearbook. you ought to hear how enthusiastic he is.

    flower

  • dedalus
    dedalus
    f a dog knows where he should be on Tuesdays Thursdays and Sundays, is it not a good example for us and our meeting attendance?

    So the point is, if you're a Witness, you should have the mentality of a canine?

    Dedalus

  • Rummy1
    Rummy1

    Flower guess what ? In 27 years as jw I never read the yearbook or even an entire magazine...they bored me to tears!I was a pioneer too what a hypocrite eh?
    PS How are you?Worried.

  • 2SYN
    2SYN

    Somebody should really compile a book of Dub Urban Legends...it would be a great read!

    The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

  • TR
    TR

    The WTS has really gone to the dogs. But we knew that, right?

    TR

    I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
    --Robert Frost, 1935

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