Oh, yeah, I've heard the 'psychic' ones, too. A witness girl goes out after school with a bunch of her wordly classmates and they go to a psychic. She reads all their fortunes, but when she gets to the witness girl, can't.
The psychic finds out that trying to do whatever spiritistic thing she was doing to the witness girl made her lose her contact to the demon realm, so blahblahblah.....something horrible happens to the witness girl to demonstrate that bad association, blahblahblah....
And, who hasn't heard about the smurfs that get up and walk out of a bookstudy?
Or the apostate book (name never mentioned) that won't burn? Or, when you try and burn it, if you walk away from the fire, it will re-appear where it was before, totally unscathed?
Actually, now that you mention it, this *MIGHT* be a funny topic to run with...
Anybody else got stories?
A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana