Jehovah says, "Oh dear, I'm sorry I hit you. Seriously dear, I won't ever do it again. But you make me so mad! Why dear, do you make me so mad??!! When I get home I tell you I want dinner on the table. Everyday it's the same thing, dinner is late. And I tell you no more ice berg lettuce, yet here, here is some ice berg lettuce. Here, let me shove it in your face and see how you like ice berg in the face! And speaking of ice bergs, having sex with you is like having sex with an ice berg. Can't you ever get on top just once? It makes me want to back hand you right in the face! I swear, don't tempt me dear, I will, I will wallop you. You see this fist? You think I won't do it? You thingk I wony punch you in the face? I'll kick you right in the crotch and if you say anything to anybody, I'll chop you up into little pieces and bury under your child's swing set!! You think I won't do it? Yeah? Just test me, just test me on this one time. AAAaahhhhhhh!"