God damn the sick, twisted brain that came up with Forever Lazy! I mean seriously, I hope he burns in hell! I did not think anything could top the horrid Snuggi- which is just a robe worn backwards. The first time I saw the commercial for Forever Lazy my mouth just fell open. What makes it infinitely worse than the Snuggi (sp?) is that it is indeed footie pajamas (without the footies attached, they are separate), and they actually have, I kid you not, front and back drop seats, so that you don't have to take off the abomination when going to the toilet.
The commercial also shows the Forever Lazy being worn in public. Really, if you are wearing this mess in public then prepare to be Forever Celibate, because I cannot imagine anyone being able to get past the idea of an adult walking around in a giant onesie with a hood.
And really, I would not tolerate this being worn in private by my man. I don't give a damn how cold it is.
Ok, I just had to get that out.