Riiight, because right now, we are living in paradise. All those who saw 1914 also saw the great tribulation and they got raptured right up. It was pretty cool to see.
At this very moment, I am wearning Khaki's and a short sleeve buttoned up shirt, and I am with my beautiful JW wife Bathsheba, who is 256 but looks 22. We keep our pet lion Montgomery in the back yard to play with Fluffy, our black sheep.
Right now, I am getting ready to go to the resurrection center to welcome back the next batch the 144,000 approved to be raised up from the 13th century. Should be a good day.
Oh yeah, we are almost through cleaning up what was left of the old system of things. The burial of 7 billion people sort of sucked, but it's a good thing that those birds Jesus sent had a healthy appetite. Carcasses must taste great!
I am sooooo glad that what the Watchtower said regarding 1914 and the generation that saw it came true. I am so glad that they didn't have to change it. I am so glad that Armageddon came in 1975. Otherwise, I wouldn't be in paradise right now.
(please note the heavy sarcasm)