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EP I never came across Eisenstein's theorem at the Kingdom Hall.

And with just some minor changes, this can be for radical Islam!

The KINGDOM HALLMOSQUE is your UNIVERSITY, JEHOVAHALLAH is your PROFESSOR, JESUSMOHAMMED is your INSTRUCTOR ,

THE HOLY SPIRITANGEL GABRIEL is your PROTECTOR, the ANGELS are your SUPPORT SYSTEM,

The WORLDWIDE BROTHERHOODMUSLIM BROTHERHOOD are your CLASS MATES, THE BIBLE QU'RAN is your TEXT BOOK,

TRIALS & TEMPTATIONS are your EXAMS, FINDING LOST SHEEPKILLING INFIDELS is your ASSIGNMENT,

PRAYER is your ATTENDANCE, LIFE IN PARADISE LIFE IN HEAVEN WITH 72 VIRGINS is your FUTURE DEGREE,

AND DOING JEHOVAH'S WILLJIHAD is your MOTTO. Enroll today!!!

There is room for all. Tuition is FREE!!

That's because Einstein was the devil.

OK maybe Ben Franklin but I thought it was funny

THE BIBLE is your TEXT BOOK

"But you are only allowed to use the Cliff'sWatchtower Notes."

There is room for all.

"There is room for only 144,000 -- reserved seating only -- and you're not on the list."

Tuition is free.

"Tuition is beyond price. However much you 'donate', you still haven't given enough!"

"But you are only allowed to use the Cliff'sWatchtower Notes

"There is room for only 144,000 -- reserved seating only -- and you're not on the list.

lol!

That's one of those unofficial jw e-mails that has been making the rounds.

Yeah, I received that twice a week or two ago. GIMME A BREAK! Mostly failures at that University.

DOC

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