March is the Month for Reactivation!

by VioletAnai 18 Replies latest jw friends

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  VioletAnai

  Last nights meeting stated that in March they will be targeting Inactive JW's. Just a warning for all you hermits out there. Barracade the doors, pull out the shotgun and take shifts watching, cause they're determined to get you back. This is to show respect for Jesus ransom sacrifice.

  They think showing concern for your spirituality for one month is gunna suffice?? Not bloody likely!! And I still can't witness cause I'm a pothead. Sigh, no visits from me this year.

  I've got lots of luv to give, but no one wants it! - Mona.
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  Gopher

  "Targeting inactive JW's" -- I thought they always did that at the Memorial. But then when the Memorial comes, they bore them to death, and then make them NOT PARTAKE of the emblems. Oh my heart races with excitement!

  J.R.Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
  Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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  25ashitaka25

  I dare them to come after me.

  There's so many little dramas occuring right now, in line with my sister's wedding, that I'm sure I'm going to get the three subtle witness knocks VERY soon.

  ashi
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  Dutchy

  Thanks for the warning. I'm going to plug in my called id and put the chain on the door!
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  Beans

  I CAN`T WAIT FOR THIS!!!

  Ive made up a book of false prophecies,scandals,strange beliefs,lies and deception! And what I love about my clippings is that most are Quotes from there publications and they can`t and don`t know the answers to the questions!!! My sister has know idea what is going on and what has went on and can`t answer my questions.

  www.Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com

  Beans
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  JAVA

  I haven't given these little Tower campaigns much thought for years; thanks for the reminder, VioletAnai. I remember focusing on themes and activities and thinking, not again! It was okay at first, but monotony set in after a couple of years. As Gopher pointed out, we shamed a few inactive ones back to the KH, drug them from door to door, for what--a boring talk at the Memorial followed by wine and bread no one was allowed to touch. Indeed, Jehovah's Witnesses are the world's happiest people, happy when the meetings are over.
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  OUTLAW

  Yum-Yum!Roast dub for lunch.Time to fire up the BBQ.Maybe they`ll send two,I can freeze whats ever left over.Lots of cold cuts for sports events.Roast dub sandwich`s and beer.Spring is looking better and better..LOL...OUTLAW
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  ISP

  If they ask me to come back....the response has to be 'soon'...

  ISP
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  expatbrit

  Neighbour: "Hey Expat, nice ice sculptures on the lawn. Where did you get them?"

  Expat: "They came to me....muahahahaha...."

  Expatbrit
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  VioletAnai

  I was thinking those creepy, annoying little gnomes.

  I've got lots of luv to give, but no one wants it! - Mona.