March is the Month for Reactivation! (page 2)

ThiChi

Why March? The memorial is April, I am sure they want to pump up the numbers to show how many won’t be going to Heaven!

March and April...their annual campaign!! I too had forgotten...I suppose I'd better go dig out my old meeting clothes...*she says as she only finds see thru blouse, tight leather mini skirt and stilletos*

zanex

thx fer the warning vio..I will be sure to break out the rottweiller dogg protection agency phone nmbr out of my closet..heh heh...let em come I am a whole hell of a lot more ready to face em now than when they were booting me out...a lot more difficult to bully a adult into some religious closet..eerrpp...narf zort...ltrz...(shoulder snap) ahhh thats better...that straightjacket was chafing a little there..heh heh..

Kep

Ha !! I've got no worries in that department.
In 7 years I've had 1 caller, it was an elder doing the street, so he didn't know I lived there.
I looked at him and said "No thanks, I'm alright Murray". He looked, the mind went whizz, said my name, spun around and left.
They have never been back since - Praise the Lord !!

DakotaRed

Hmmm, maybe another reason for DAing. Wanna bet they'll bypass my door???

If God's Spirit is filling a Kingdom Hall, how is it that Satan can manuever the ones within that Kingdom Hall at the same time?

butalbee

Just one month?? I thought it was their campaign 24/7???

willy_think

I see, the WT teaching that Lent, no wait, March is a time for Reconciliation in preparation for the Easter feast, oh...ha...hum...the Memorial.

The Great and Powerful Oz:

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

VioletAnai

Oh, so they do this every year. Well, you learn something new every day.

But I still think one months activity a year leaves a lot to be desired. Obviously they don't care about your well-being for the rest of the year, only when they want the memorial numbers up. Oh and my congregation gets their nose in the air when more visitors than jw's are at the memorial. Personally, I went to my first memorial in five years last year and I felt like fresh meat!!!!

I've got lots of luv to give, but no one wants it! - Mona.

buffalosrfree

My wife wants me to attend the memorial this year, I have been thinking about it and gave her my answer, sure But I have to have an afternoon of tacos, brown beans, cauliflower, raw carrots, and burritos, I want to make sure that all in attendance share in my sweet odor. My stomach will be loud and vouracious as it were, volcanic at least, loud is an insignificant adjective to describe.

On second thought she thinks maybe I should just stay at home. HEH HEH

March is the Month for Reactivation!