TA: Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you are not happy, ... the problem must be you!
- YOU must need to pray more!
- YOU must need to read the Bible more!
- YOU must have some secret sin
- YOU must spend too much time on the internet visiting:
- Apostate websites
- Social media
- The home shopping network
- YOU must read more Bible Based Publications
- YOU must go out in service more
- YOU must confess your sins to the elders
You see, if YOU are not happy it is clearly YOUR FAULT, because ...... (wait for it) ...... Jehovah's Witnesses are the Happiest People on Earth!
We know that's true because it says so over and over and over and over again in the pages of the WT, Awake! and other Bible Based Publications lovingly provided to you by the FDS and it's GB!
God wants you to be happy because he is the Happy God! (1 Tim. 1:11).
And if that doesn't make you happy, then he is going to kill you at Armageddon. Until then, please try and have a nice day.
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