If THIS MAN were a Jehovah's Witness 2 million babies would be dead

by Terry 126 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Violia
    Violia

    That has to be the most pathetic devils advocate I have ever heard. I agree, get on those meds and stay on them.

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    What?

    VOILLA, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME AND MY OATMEAL!!!!!

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a long time!! lol

    The sad tragedy. A do-gooder donated blood, saving a baby cereal killer who Jehovah tried to kill with his no-blood policy. If only that idiot didn't donate blood, countless Cherios and Lucky Charms would be alive today!

    My suckes.

    What I mean is the man is neither a hero nor a sinner. He just IS.

    Oh my. Wow.

    Maybe the Lord (assuming there is a lord) let the command of no blood transfusions allowed lay because heaven knew that that man would cause a cure for the same person who would blow New York City to little bits.

    Why didn't he then?

  • Violia
    Violia

    babies throw oatmeal, but I guess monkeys do too.

    Do you prefer instant or old fashioned?

    Monkey

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    I prefer old fashioned. And I love babies to boot!

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    Well, I am sure I owe many more laughs to JWN which makes me laugh. So I hope I can come up with some more stupid stuff to make You laugh. OK!

    Should I translate that?

    JWN is a funny place and it makes me laugh. So I think it is fine that you can laugh because of something I wrote. It's only fair.

    I love you too palmtree. I'm not Andrew.

    I'll be gone for awile I think. I'm going to North Carolina. So if you don't see me, it's not for making fun of me.

    Anyone there for a meetup? LOL No, really.

  • shamus100
  • N.drew
    N.drew

    Shamus doesn't make me laugh. Not ever really.

  • palmtree67
    palmtree67
    I love you too palmtree. I'm not Andrew.

    I know you're not. But when you first got here, I thought you were a guy and that your username was a play-on-words:

    N.Drew = Andrew

    Therefore, you will always be Andrew to me.

    Also, Andrew is the name of one of my best friends.

    Wibbley enough for you?

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    Thank you palmtree. I like to know stuff.

    But I do not like to confuse the monkey. I am sorry.

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