If THIS MAN were a Jehovah's Witness 2 million babies would be dead (page 7)

TD

The man with the golden arm. I love that story

wha happened?

while getting iced via cereal. Well at least its whole grain

shamus100

Not necessarialy... perhaps the cereal is sugary, high in fat, and that is what caused the 'cereal killing'.

NewChapter

Awwwwww! That guy is gonna be in TROUble!

I just bought a lot of cereal on sale today. I intend to drown and eat it. I'll probably feed a few bits to my dog. Cereal makes great finger food for babies too.

wha happened?

well watch it around the babies, it may incite them to rape u

I'm more of an oatmeal person myself. Find it keeps you fuller and it's much better for you, despite how yucky it is. ;) Put fresh fruit in it to spice it up, and buy the real cereal oats (that take 8 minutes to cook). They are much better for you than that processed crap...

shamus100

P.S. People who eat porridge do not get raped by babies. It's true.

NewChapter

I love oatmeal---the old fashioned kind. Steel cut is my favorite. But babies use it inappropriately!

I have a brother who lives in my attic. He eats cereal. If I keep him well-fed, he doesn't usually bother me. And if it is in the house, I'll eat it for dinner---cuz that's how I roll.

NC

If THIS MAN were a Jehovah's Witness 2 million babies would be dead

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