You make it to Paradise you are 80yrs. old, then what. (page 2)

thetrueone

Answer = You stay 80 years old for a thousand years but you never get sick

Leolaia

The scriptures says you will never grow old

Hmm. Sure about that?

The Watchtower doctrine about the "paradise earth" is constructed largely out of OT promises about the restoration of Zion and Israel. Consider this typical reference:

*** w85 8/15 p. 7 All Men Are Equal—How? ***
These discussions often embrace the hope of those in the congregation: life on a paradise earth where wars will cease and people will put their talents to constructive activity, truly enjoying “the work of their own hands.” All obedient humans will live under the rule of the Kingdom of God. Starvation will be gone as food in abundance is provided for all from a bountiful earth. The scourges of disease will also be things of the past, all of earth’s inhabitants enjoying equally the vitality of perfect health.—Isaiah 2:4; 33:24; 65:22, 23; Zechariah 8:11, 12.

Here we can see references to the prophecies found in the books of Isaiah and Zechariah. Let's look more closely at what is written in Isaiah 65 and Zechariah 8, both referenced in the above quote:

Isaiah 65:20: "No more will be found the infant living a few days only, or the old man not living to the end of his days. To die at the age of a hundred will be dying young; not to live to a hundred will be the sign of a curse" (JB).
Zechariah 8:3-5: "This is what Yahweh says: 'I will return to Zion and dwell in Jerusalem. Then Jerusalem will be called the Faithful City, and the mountain of Yahweh Sabaoth will be called the Holy Mountain.' This is what Yahweh Sabaoth says: 'Once again men and women of ripe old age will sit in the streets of Jerusalem, each of them with cane in hand because of their age. The city streets will be filled with boys and girls playing there' " (NIV).

Both prophecies envision old people.

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

They have no clue!

They're just saying you'll grow young so all the sexually repressed old farts can have wet dreams about getting some sweet 20 year old tail.

See ladies we have so much to look forwards to; we get to feed and clean up after everyone (and the pet lions too) while servicing all the horndogs who make it through.

YIPPIE!

Stealth

For any who are concerned about having to service the 'horndogs' who make it through. If this does not appeal to you, there is an option. When armegeddon breaks out, put a bullet in your own head. Those who get resurrected, don't have to service anyone but the 144,000 and Jesus in heaven.

It's all true, you can look it up in the watchtower.

jwfacts

I guess it is better than making it to paradise as an amputee.

I thought the Watchtower said we would all revert back to perfection, all be like 30 year olds.

MAS*H

Personally I doubt I'll notice much difference after being reverted back to perfection.

I know this is a little off topic, but I always used to wonder when everyone got resurrected where would they appear? On top of the gravestone in a puff of smoke? Would they have to dig their way out from the ground? As a kid I remember going to a crematorium, that blew my mind!

Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

@Stealth: I always figured if the JWs were right I was screwed anyway so I'd just beat God to the punch.

Women really gotta be stoopid to think their future’s so bright they gotta wear watchtower shades.

thetrueone

As Leolaia pointed out, according to this mythological story there will be old people but healthy old people..... dam.

Sounds like Jwfacts has the better option.

Mysticism is great though isn't it ?

Stealth

@D-LL - Nobady beats god, Yes, then you will be guaranteed a resurrection where you can get judged a second time and then god will still get to kill you in the end. BWWHAHAHAHAHA!

However by WT logic, if you want to save your entire family, get an AK47 and take them all out so they can get resurrected. Otherwise if they die at armegeddon, they would have no hope at all.

thetrueone

The other question I would like an answer to , Will we still have to Poo in this Paradise earthly condition ?

And will we still step in Poo that animals left on the ground ?

You make it to Paradise you are 80yrs. old, then what.

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