You make it to Paradise you are 80yrs. old, then what.

by jam 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    You obviously haven't seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, or you wouldn't have asked such a silly question.

  • jam
    jam

    Stealthi: what about this, don,t kill yourself.

    We will just wait, because we know the big one is

    not coming soon (according to the WT.). So we will be

    resurrected along with those who have shunn us.

    Can,t wait to ask my brother, will you be shunning

    me her in Paradise? It,s all silly WT doctrine, what were

    we thinking.

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

    @Stealth: J I know you can’t beat God. J I was just trying to make a joke about their utterly ridiculous logic concerning "apostates". I wonder when all their nude light dims if they’ll begin telling rank and filers to buy AK47s and start thinning the unbelieving herd. Maybe that’ll be faster at “saving” people than door-to-door field circus.

  • diamondiiz
    diamondiiz

    We will all be young, well built, have an acre of land, house and vineyard, we will do enjoyable work (meaning there won't be anyone cleaning streets or working in a sewage treatment plant, and the like) and you will get your pet unicorn. Since cars pollute and really use up a lot of resources we will have our own pegasus to get around on, just watch out for the falling shit. ;)

  • LongHairGal
    LongHairGal

    JAM: If my memory serves me well I believe the old are supposed to grow younger in the paradise. Don't you remember artists depictions of people throwing eyeglasses and crutches, etc. away and having big smiles on their faces as though they had seen the beatific vision. So, according to those magazines and books, there will only be good-looking people with no defect. Sounds too good to be true!

  • Poztate
    Poztate

    Will we still have to Poo in this Paradise earthly condition ?

    Yes we will BUTT our shit will be holy and no longer stink...

    Oh ..hang on ..that's what JW's think about their shit today

  • avengers
    avengers

    There sure is a lot of bologna on this site,

    and a lot of bologna lovers.

    It's all a bunch of bologna; useless info about nothing.

    Yuck.

  • thetrueone
    thetrueone

    Will there be sex in this paradise as well ?

    Gee, without sex I'm questioning wherther it should be defined as paradise.

    To think my Wilbur Wiggly wont ever stand to attention ever again is kind of disheartening.

    Paradise to me would be a Viagra tree in every home.

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