Special Assembly Day of Jehovah's Witnesses (page 2)

Zordino

I order to be able to tolerate it (I go to be able to spend time with wife and kids) my routine is this: We get there, after about 20 mins I Leave and go with a buddy of mine for breakfast, coffee, some chit chat. Get there just before the morning boresession is over. Go to Lunch with the fam. socialize a bit, sit down for another 20min at the start of the afternoon boresessions, go outside, walk around a bit, get in my car and go for a coffee, try to waste as much time as possible, and then get back about 30 min before the whole borefest is over.. then we make plans to go to dinner with some family and close friends... and thats it. It really goes by pretty quick.

WTWizard

"He That Does the Will of God Remains Forever"

Like, going to Nigeria and living there, under those hellish conditions, forever?

"Go On Perceiving What the Will of Jehovah Is"

So, his will is that I live miserable and get the whole of Nigeria into the cancer. Never mind that there are other Christi-SCAMs doing the same thing, that chances are good that Muslims are doing the exact same work, and that 20 years from now (barring Agenda 21+, which is a substantial break) those that become Christi-SCAMs (of any denomination) tend to revert back to their original religion. Just get there, forget your own life and fulfilling your own needs, and waste your life in that hellhole.

"Live...No More for the Desires of Men, but for God's Will"

What's the point, if there is to be nothing in it for me?

DesirousOfChange

10:30 God's "Will Is That All Sorts of Men Should Be Saved"

If that is true, then God damn well better get a new PR firm. JWs have only "saved" 1/10 of the "men" of the world.

Doc

ssn587

Program 2011 - 2012

Theme: 'Let God's Will Take Place' - Matt. 6:10 ((let the Governing Body's will take place))

Morning Session ((bend over and spread for acceptance))

9:40 Music ((REALLY!!!!))

9:50 Song No. 6 and Prayer

10:00 "He That Does the Will of God Remains Forever" ((those that do the will of the GB remain slaves forever))

10:15 "Go On Perceiving What the Will of Jehovah Is" (( you had better damn well follow what the salvae masters say))

10:30 God's "Will Is That All Sorts of Men Should Be Saved" ((sure only jdubs (bs personified))

10:55 Song No. 120 and Announcements ((we need more money))

11:05 "Live...No More for the Desires of Men, but for God's Will" ((only for desires of the gb))

11:35 Dedication and Baptism ((cult acceptance))

12:05 Song No. 58 ((yeah sure))

Afternoon Session

1:20 Music ((really!!!

1:30 Song No. 112

1:35 Experiences

1:45 Summary of The Watchtower ((summarize how your suppose to follow orders))

2:15 Do the Will of God Whole-Souled ((we want you out daily moving are mags))

2:30 They 'Let the Will of God Take Place' ((more like the will of the gb))

2:45 Song No. 42 and Announcements ((more agonizing noise))

2:55 Encourage One Another, "for This is the Will of God" ((rather should be spy on one another))

3:55 Song No. 19 and Prayer ((more agony))

notjustyet

I wish I was in Gods Will, man I wish he would leave everything to me, just me.

Bubblegum Apotheosis

The talks would be cool, if they really knew what the members were thinking. "I hear this talk about happiness, joy and love, but I still have not found, what their preaching about!

1. "This is one of the few times, I can recall exactly why I left my last Kingdom Hall, I don't care for those people!"

2. For Victims of Sexual Molestation, they are able to see the pedophile "good brother" doing his meet and greet with families.

3. Brothers with MLM businesses are able to see old clients and meet new ones, showing them their carload of cosmetics, soap and Amway

4. The Special Day can be used to collect money, or yell at brothers who owe you money, and work they promised to do.

5. Visiting old friends, letting them know "how broke you are, and how you could sure use some work, or money"

6. Hunting grounds for fifty something men or women looking for a twenty something year old caregiver or nurse, planning for their future needs.

7. A good time to burn the Circuit's Cash Horde, pay for a Bethelite to fly to your city.

Now I am just rambling!

Special Assembly Day of Jehovah's Witnesses