You would return to Jehovah's Witnesses if... (page 2)

OnTheWayOut

I would return to Jehovah's Witnesses if they became "Witnesses" to the fact that they taught lies and misused the Bible and that the Bible was designed to be misused. But still, only if they switched to being an organization out to do good, using their printing presses to produce educational material about important matters and their material contained no propaganda whatsoever. And still yet, if their Kingdom Halls were used as some kind of real benefit to the neighborhoods.

You know, as I type this, I can keep adding stuff. Nah, I still couldn't do it. I suppose the only real answer would be that I would return if I were dead and they dragged me back.

I Want to Believe

..if I woke up and 7 billion people were dead, and then the Archangel Michael personally walked up to me and said "last chance." I'd ask him if the new scrolls mentioned going to endless meetings to hear the same dozen talk outlines for eternity, and also if I could have a pet alligator instead of a lion. Oh, and also if I could be the one to study with Anne Boleyn in the resurrection, so I could hear her side of the story. Depending on his answers I might consider going back.

aquagirl

If I were elected to run everything...This would become a cool,beautiful,kind,stellar religion then...lol...Oh,and Id need to have access to the corporal punishment system,of course...hehhehheh..oh,Brother Crifasi?????

ProdigalSon

I would definitely not burn a single shred of any of their retarded ramblings. That would be a travesty. Instead, they should be kept on display in museums across the world where people can observe 1,000 years from now the stupidity and ignorance that human beings are capable of wallowing in. Otherwise, the lessons are lost and ideology similar to it could one day raise its ugly head again.

Gayle

Wouldn't it be terrible to live, if beyond any such Armageddon "A" to have to live for "1,000" years in constant fear to be possibly or probably be destroyed at Armageddon "B" ??

Couldn't and wouldn't want to live without my true loved ones and JWN!

venetian

I'd return, IF they'd let me voice my disagreements. LOVE a good argument!!

GOrwell

Possibly if they actually became Christian, acknowledge the deity of Christ and would bend their knees to Him ala Phillipians 2:9-11. A massive conversion and restructuring similar to Worldwide Church of God (?) would be required. Perhaps God would then bless them with Holy Spirit, and you would actually feel his presence if you went to a meeting.

If this actually occured, the vast 'preaching/publishing' network they have established could actually begin to be used by God to declare the real Bible's message.

biometrics

They admitted Russell was a false prophet (and a crack-pot).
Showed Christian love towards spirutually sick (instead of shunning).
Admitted much of their bible understandings have no real basis (i.e. they're guessing).
Reverted to using a normal bible.

... That's a good start

finally awake

not even if they paid me.

ex360shipper

If they did away with judicial committes and using guilt to push for the membership to reach out. And they hosted blood drives.

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