Notes from 2 day assembly - "Thought Control"™

by baltar447 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    These notes were sent to me from a close friend who is biding his time to leave.

    Some of this we have read about already, the demo with the two brothers and the damage control they are doing over the ridiculous generation nonsense, but the thing about "Thought Control"™ I had not heard before.... .

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    You learn something new every day at the 'sembly. Today at the 'sembly we were educated on the importance of, and I quote, "practicing thought control" . I kid you not. Dude on the stage used the exact phrase "thought control", and repeated it throughout the entire talk XD Meanwhile, I'm sitting next to my mom like "really? . . . . . . really? He eased into it slowly, at first dipping his big toe into the shallow end by saying stuff like "Brothers, we need to control our thoughts, so that we don't allow sinful desires to ruminate, and ferment and create sinful yearnings inside of our hearts.". Then after a few minutes he started saying stuff like "let's turn to 1 Corinthians to see what the apostle Paul said about thought control" and "Thought control is a vital skill for true Christians". Not exact quotes, but you get the gist.

    A little bit later in the program there was a pretty cool demo.

    Brother Skeptical and Brother Gullible sit together at a table

    Brother Skeptical: You know Brother Gullible, this new explanation that the faithful slave's given us for the whole "generation" thing Jesus mentioned at matthew 24:34 really sucks. I mean, the slave just keeps changing the definition of generation. In fact, this new explanation doesn't even make any fuckin sense. It seems like the slave is putting off Armageddon indefinitely.

    Brother Gullible: First of all Brother Skeptical, I just want to say that you are a fine brother, and I understand sometimes we want the new world to come so badly, that we get impatient and anxious. But you have to remember, that the light gets brighter. And also, when the bible talks about generations, it often refers to people overlapping other people. And we also can't forget that the no one knows the date except for Jehovah. And furthermore, Jehovah has already set the date for Armageddon on his calendar, and no amount of doctrinal clarification will change that date. And Jehovah will not be late . . . etc.

    Brother Skeptical: You know Brother Gullible, you're so right bro . . . you're so right bro. You're like the dudes that invented the airplane cuz you're right brother.
    *thunderous applause*

    In the final talk of the 'sembly, the district overseer outright admitted that the New World Translation is an imperfect bible translation by acknowledging that the WT doesn't actually know how many times god's name is supposed to be used in the bible, or where it's supposed to be used. He made sure to clarify that, the WT has not unscrupulously added the name "Jehovah" to the bible in places where it doesn't belong, and that every instance of the name "Jehovah" in the NWT is supported by all manner of documented evidence n such -__- However, try as they might, the translators of the NWT were not able to dig up absolutely every instance of the tetragrammaton; hence, he pointed out that there are some bible translations which use God's name in places that the NWT doesn't. He expressed enthusiasm that "In the new world we'll finally find out how many times Jehovah's name is really supposed to be in there".

    I still can't get over the fact that this guy admitted that the Bible, a life or death message from the smartest dude in the universe, has translation errors, and that the original text is forever lost to us *facepalm* . C'mon district overseer dude, get your shit together.

    As usual there were also a few mentions of the evils of higher education (Satan's four year ploy to get you to leave the troof), blood transfusions, and all that good stuff.

  • DesirousOfChange
    DesirousOfChange

    I took my elderly mom to her CirAssm. last week. The attendance is down a good 10% than in the past. ONE person baptized. ONE. A born-in too young to shave. Only 3 dunked in the other 1/2 of the circuit. Roughly that means, out of 20 congs, about 2000 pubs, only 4 converts (probably all kids). Growth of 0.2%.

    The comment was also made that only 1 JW under age 20 is reg. pioneering in the entire circuit. (Hey maybe their wising up and going to college!)

    I missed the overlapping demo. What day was that? Musta been sleeping.

    Doc

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    From what I understand the demo was on Sunday.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    I see a large group of people, sitting around, waiting to hear exactly what they want to hear, and nothing else.

  • av8orntexas
    av8orntexas

    I'm with whahappened.

    Their minds are so chock full of JW teachings their brain is on Dub autopilot.

    No one is manning the cockpit and the WTS is doing the flying.

    baltar447,

    The amazing thing is so many in have drank SO MUCH kool aid, if the society came out and said this is all bulls&^ most would continue to follow.

    My thoughts exactly about the what the DO said. They must feel pretty confident in the control they have to make such a statement from the platform.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    actually they have said it's all BS. They just titled it, "Overlapping generations". You can fill in the rest

  • Blind_Of_Lies
    Blind_Of_Lies

    It would be interesting to know exactly what day/time/part title that "Thought Control" thing came out of. I wonder if the idea of "Thought Control" came out of an outline or it was cooked up by this one speaker.

  • Chariklo
    Chariklo

    Is that the last 2 day Assembly?

    We had a real thing about thought control: how to control our own thoughts.

    Here's how, the DO said. You imagine all the neural pathways in your brain. You decide on the new habit you want to put in instead of the old bad way of thinking. Every time you find yourself thining wrong, i.e. non-WT th8ings, you make yourself instantly do the good, right, just-what-the-WT says thing and you are building new highways, new neural pathways in your brain.

    This was a real talk by the DO

    It has just the right amount of pseudo-science to be like an Awake, doesn't it? You can just see those bright new neural pathways being built like thought-roads in the brain.

    Mmm, isn't it wonderful, everyone thought.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    well they have unknowingly fallen into one of their own, play on words.

  • straightshooter
    straightshooter

    Amazing what the WTS can say and the rank and file will accept. The generation explanation is totally stupid, yet the jws buy into it. If the GB said that the sun revolves around the earth, would all the jws deny it? Probably not.

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