Here is how it is done:
Jehovah creates a tickling sensation in the Ailimentary canal of Governing Body members.
So, they reach in and pull the New Light right out of their ass!
how exactly does god communicate w/ the gb?
by mP 45 Replies latest jw friends
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bats in the belfry
designs >> Freddie was just like his nemesis, Daniel of old.
. . .Daniel himself beheld a dream and visions of his head upon his bed. At that time he wrote down the dream itself. The complete account of the matters he told (Daniel 7:1).
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I quit!
The last communication was well over a hundred years ago and it was: "YOU MORONS ARE ON YOUR OWN!"
Maybe they read stool samples. That would explain a few things.
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designs
bats- Do you think he played Gary Wright's Dream Weaver
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Poztate
As we all know the throne of God is based in the Pleiades star system..
The WT in Brooklyn has a telescope trained on this star cluster.
God sends them "new light"™ with a kind of Morse code that can only be read by them using their secret decoder ring.
Unfortunately since this star is many light years away the "new light"™ is old light by the time it is received.
That's why they got to keep changing stuff all the time. It is all bible based....
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NewChapter
Then there is always providence. How many times have you found yourself hungry and broke, and then you found a twenty dollar bill or a mostly new sandwich in the gutter? That's a message from god.
This was something my brother could never appreciate. For instance, a friend of his was struggling with the decision to start his own business. He prayed about it, and when he took out his trash, he saw an issue of Entrepreneur magazine that had been discarded in the Dumpster. He had found his answer. Another friend was distressed because he was having a door problem. I don't know the nature of the problem, but it caused him a great deal of angst. He went for a walk (probably thinking about the door problem and praying) and he found that someone had thrown a door into the garbage, and it was a perfect fit. My brother is just closed minded, and he questioned the validity of the message transported through garbage, and then he wondered why god was always using trash to communicate.
Because he works in mysterious ways---duh.
NC
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NewChapter
Is that Tatooine? If so, I'd give credit to The Force.
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00DAD
1. In Reality: He doesn't
2. In WT/JW Theology: Via "Holy Spirit" which always seems to tell them what they want to hear. Then they lyingly claim it is via the "Faithful and Discreet Slave" which is a complete crock because they (the GB) even admit publicly that they do not know who the anointed are:
•"We thus have no way of knowing the exact number of anointed ones on earth; nor do we need to know. The Governing Body does not keep a list of all partakers, for it does not maintain a global network of anointed ones." - Question From Readers, w2011 8/15 p. 22 - Emphasis added
From this we can infer that the GB and the anointed do not communicate in any way, shape or form. From that we can deduce that the whole FDS concept is a myth. If the "anointed" are not involved in the preparation and distribution of the "spiritual food" then by definition they are NOT the FDS!
All of this proves that they can't even keep their own ridiculous ideas straight. WT Theology is a jumbled, incoherent, inconsistent, tangled mess of lies.
Which leads us to the inevitable conclusion that, in reality, God does NOT communicate with the GB (See #1 above).
