WTF Jesus doing last 98 years? (page 3)

Heaven

I'm-a gonna have to go with jerking off, according to that recent image in one of the ragazines.

Band on the Run

I always ask what he was doing before Creation. His presence is not palpable. Sometimes it does not pay to think too much.

breakfast of champions

Maybe he's still resting after that big fight with Satan. Takes a lot out of you.

moshe

Making sure the JWs thoroughly tested as to their loyalty to WT-

Leolaia

Hey, I left when I was 19 about 21 years ago over evolution. Dad encouraged me to look up the references in _Life: How did it get here? By creation or evolution?_. He should never have done that!

I had a friend who placed that book in FS and then when we had his RV, the householder said he looked up the references, saw how dishonest it was, and told him he ripped up the book and threw it in the trash.

So here's my question for JW's. WTF has Jesus been doing the last 98 years? Twiddling his thumbs? Jerking off?

Answered here: http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/71297/1/What-really-happened-in-1914

the-illuminator81

He's very busy dragging the sun along the sky everyday. Do you know how heavy the sun is? 2 × 10 30 kilograms. Now can you imagine lifting that up every morning just so people don't have to be in the dark? For 98 years in a row? Jesus never gets a day off either. You just have no appreciation for him, do you?

TTWSYF

Here is my prediction-

Jesus will return 2033, sometime around passover. That would be 2000 years since his sacrifice.

So if I'm right, I'm a true prophet, if I'm wrong, I'm the Watchtower, cause, you gotta admit that it's a good guess [or rather, as good as any other's]

signed, ttwsyf

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WTF Jesus doing last 98 years?

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