WHAT a great thread!
It's amazing how the code words they use serve as a kind of barometer on your spirituality!
This is more proof that the JWs are indeed a cult. If you don't say the right words, eyebrows go up.
Lisa
sure sign of apostasy
by teejay 15 Replies latest jw friends
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butalbee
Everytime, any JW would pray in front of me, I couldn't help but make the sign of the cross at the end of the prayer. That really pissed them off.
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LB
Sign of the cross would be an eye opener. Maybe saying how much you appreciate being "saved" would help?
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Beck_Melbourne
When they are dressed to leave for the meeting you should ask them if they are going to 'church'...you'll love the face drop stunned reaction lol.
The other one is my brother's favourite...when you drop your cigarette lighter you can say 'oohhhh JEEZUZ!!!!
Beck
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ChristFollower
It is amazing how the word "grace" is almost a dirty word to them. That is a good idea though (and wildly amusing) - using all the words they specifically do not use like "grace", "ethics", "redemption", "regeneration", "Jesus", "God", "Communion", "Sanctification", "Providential", and so on.
I can remember when telling my mother about Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior (this was a year after I just stopped going to meetings). She honestly asked (in ALL seriousness) "Honey, are you on drugs?” It really blows their minds that someone would be talking about Jesus.
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Kep
Beck, that's a good one lol.
I will have to watch my language as my 18 month old is starting to learn words.
Whenever I do anything like drop my lighter it "Jesus F*n Christ".If my dub mother heard my baby say that she would cark it !!