Samantha Brick needs a new prescription for contact lenses and a new mirror
Even Barbara Walters on The View the other day said that she doesn't think she's beautiful, if that old bat can see that what's wrong with Samantha ?
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Samantha Brick needs a new prescription for contact lenses and a new mirror
Even Barbara Walters on The View the other day said that she doesn't think she's beautiful, if that old bat can see that what's wrong with Samantha ?
thetrueone, if I was a female, I would not date Brad Pitt. Why? He smokes cigs.
They appreciate me for my unbelievable ugliness. I make everyone around me look GOOD! LMAO
I knew a Witness,well,now,she is a former Witness,who said she didn't have many girlfriends,since she was so pretty ,everyone was jealous of her. When the truth of the matter was,no liked her because she was a b*tch.
@Jeff ---- Me, too! Samantha WHO?
Yes, beauty is a heavy yoke to bear, but someone has to do it.
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People hate me for two things, my stunning beauty and sincere humility.
I am hated by many people. I have decided that the source of the hatred is based upon my pretty face.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'cos I get better looking each day
to know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a woman.
O Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girl friend
but I guess she just could'n't complete
for all of these lovestarved men
who keep clamouring at my feet.
Well I probably find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me
who cares I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
I knew a Witness,well,now,she is a former Witness,who said she didn't have many girlfriends,since she was so pretty ,everyone was jealous of her. When the truth of the matter was,no liked her because she was a b*tch.
EmptyInside, your post cracked me up. It's funny, because you said it! You really are coming out of your shell!
Well they don't hate me for my beauty, but, I do eat crackers in bed.