Are you fornicating with your spouse? (page 3)

Tammie

[>:(][>:(][>:(]How in the world does one fornicate with their spouse?!!!!! SHEESH, That type of talk is what made me leave that orgization all together.[>:(][>:(][>:(]

The truth can never be hurt by a lie,
but a lie can be exposed by the truth.

gumby

it is not to be expressed without restrain, even within the marriage arrangement......

Come on brothers and sisters! You KNOW what the society is saying.

1.Don't DO IT too much! Show a balanced attitude ( about once a week)
2. Don't put it before spiritual things. Study the watchtower...then do it!
3. Use self control even with your mate. If either of you make sounds....then you are out of control.
4. Use the spirit of a sound mind as to when lovemaking will proceed.....never do it on the fridge!

Yes even true christians can become unbalanced in this most sensitive area. May we all strive side by side and put true intrests first in our lives and follow our grand instructor and put marital dues in their proper place........your brothers

Solace

This is too weird.
If they used that as an opening line at the door, most men would slam it shutt. They must not tell them untill after they are baptized. "Oh, by the way, you and your wife cant have oral sex anymore". Give me a break!

Ladies, wouldnt it be fun to corrupt a witness guy?
I have yet to meet a man who doesnt love oral sex.
What is he going to do, push you away? Highly unlikely.

LB

CORRUPT ME CORRUPT ME

Perhaps what they are getting to is that while it is fine and normal for a man to have an orgasm, it's against bible principles for the woman to have an orgasm.

Ya think? That would sure take some pressure off.....

Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

Solace

LB:
Your posts always make me laugh! Its good to have people like you here.
If thats true, its no wonder all the J.W. women in my family are so crabby. Thats just not fair ya' know?
Its kind of sad actually. I guess my advice to them would be, "Dont take no for an answer"!!!!
Boy, am I glad I married a pagan catholic. He manages to keep me in a pretty good mood.

kheli

Maybe the WTS should put out a 'Proper Ways to Have Sex' video.

Kelley

Satanus

No LUST allowed, even in marriage. What a crock!!

SS

Xander

Maybe the WTS should put out a 'Proper Ways to Have Sex' video.

Yeah, but how informative would it be? Here, let's roll it...

[scene 1 - foreplay]
A couple walks into the bedroom, fully dressed.

Husband: "Well, honey, I think it's time for the marital due."

Wife: "Yes, husband, the scriptures say I must fulfill it for you"

{husband walks over to wall and turns light off}

[scene 2 - 'Marital Due']

We hear a zipper, some shuffling of cloth - maybe someone pulled their pants down a little

...a few moments pass...

We hear nothing else. After all, a good Christian couple doesn't lust after each other, right?

[scene 3 - Afterglow, a few seconds after scene 2]

{husband turns light back on}-(don't worry, we don't see anything, they're both fully clothed already)

Ummmmm....yeah....guess that's it. Oh, wait, the closing credits would have a very long list of things that did NOT happen, though.

A fanatic is one who, upon losing sight of his goals, redoubles his efforts.
--George Santayana

ianao

ROTFLMAO@Xander

Kent

Fornication is fun! I like that - no matter whos spouse it is. LOL

Yachyd Da

Kent

I need the new KM's as they come! Please send me scans!

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Are you fornicating with your spouse?

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