Hey nananana!
I seriously believe you'll never be able to get through the above list without a change in attitude: "I'm right no matter how wrong I am".
Should such a miracle happen, praise Jah, iow Hallelujah!
Then you should be able to answer this question truthfully from the Bible:
When Jesus was on earth did he lead people to or away from the congregation elders and governing body.
Remember to stay honest on this one, no matter how hard you may find "the truth" to digest. Jesus was born a Jew and died a faithful Jew. He was not a Christian. He still is not a so called "Christian" (follower of Christ).