Haha...yeah, it's all over Facebook and I got it emailed to me several times yesterday. Made me laugh out loud!
I don't always study my watchtower but when I do it's during the public talk
by Iamallcool 13 Replies latest jw friends
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Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
That's funny.
Not going would be better.
But for now, since I'm there anyway, I wish I could do the same AND have a beer while doing it.
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Bonnie_Clyde
One of the sisters in our congregation underlined her WT while in the bathroom. She told me all she needed to do was underline the first and last sentence of each paragraph.
Bonnie
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lilbluekitty
I used to underline every other sentence or the middle of the middle sentence in every other paragraph because my mom would get mad when my magazine had no underlines. I soon noticed whenever I borrowed hers (I often forgot to bring mine to the meeting) she only underlined things every other paragraph, so I'd do like one highlight per every other paragraph. It still looked studied and since her rule was that I commented at least 2x each meeting it was pretty easy. SOOO glad we don't have to raise hands in church (unless it's during worship, something I still don't quite get...are we holding up the ceiling or something? They call it "holy hands". I don't mind the pointing at God thing but the holding up the ceiling one looks silly to me.)