If diversion doesn't work then they haul out the big guns and ask the loaded "do you believe in the borganization" question, this is the most effective way to shut you the hell up.
Just say, Yes, of course I do, but I still want an answer to this question? Is there a sensible one, or not? Where is it? How long do you want? Will Saturday do? I'll see you in the bleachers! Bring a Bible!