An email sent to me- we are reallly close to the end

by Sour Grapes 58 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Sour Grapes
    Sour Grapes

    Subject: Short illustration regarding the "Cowbird"Hello, We recently dedicated our remodeled Kingdom Hall here in Los Angeles , and our guest speaker was Bro. Javier Hernandez from Brooklyn Bethel. Bro. Hernandez did a program in English and Spanish, which was outstanding. Then on Sunday he gave our Public Talk and then a service talk entitled "Imitate Their Faith." It highlighted the hard work of the governing body, and why we should imitate their example. Bro. Hernandez is very knowledgeable of the Governing Body, because he serves as Bro. Herd's personal secretary.

    I have to relate the wonderful illustration he gave of the lazy cowbird. It is so good. Bro. Hernandez grew up in West Texas , and often saw cowbirds. These birds spend most of their time on the backs of cows eating parasites. When they spot a bird building a nest they will wait for the bird to leave and then go and lay their eggs in someone else's nest. The cowbird is lazy, so it goes back to the cow. The unsuspecting bird doesn't notice the extra eggs, and when they hatch, she begins flying off to feed them. This tires her out so that when her own eggs hatch she is too weak to feed them, and her babies end up dying.

    Today Satan is like the cowbird. He watches us and then tries to drop eggs into our nest. They may be work, school, entertainment, recreation, or whatever, and we begin to take more care of Satan's eggs than our own spiritual needs. If we are not careful, our spirituality will die because we are too busy feeding Satan's eggs. So watch out for those deadly eggs and get them out of your nest!

    What a simple practical real life illustration! Maybe you have heard it before but it was so good I had to share. Bro.Hernandez also repeatedly said we are living in the last seconds of the last days. No doubt working closely with the Governing Body, that phrase is common. It's a good reminder of our need to get and be ready.

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  • sir82
    sir82
    said we are living in the last seconds of the last days

    Yawn.

    This might have had an effect if the identical statement hadn't been made continually for the past 130 f-in' years.

    Wake me when we're in the last milliseconds of the last moments of the ultimate spans of the final part of the final part of the days.

  • 00DAD
    00DAD

    Sour Grapes: we are living in the last seconds of the last days

    I'm thinking we're down to the last nano-seconds! Brother Hernandez knows because "a little cow-birdie told him so"! The illustration of the cowbird really proves that. Eggs-actly. Hahahahahaha! What a maroon!

    Anybody for an omelette?

    Cowbird egg omelette

  • AnnOMaly
    AnnOMaly

    So watch out for those deadly eggs and get them out of your nest!

    Okaaay ....

    "The female cowbird may continue to observe the nest after laying her eggs. If the cowbird egg is removed, the female cowbird may destroy the host's eggs." - Wikipedia.

    Hmm. So we remove Satan's parasitic eggs; he exhibits 'mafia behavior' and destroys all our good eggs. Then what?

    (Methinks Bro. Hernandez hasn't thought through this ornithological analogy.)

  • designs
    designs

    I remember David Splane guilt tripping the friends by telling them he skips meals to get to meetings.

    How long until a Hajj to Wakill is required.

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Definition of a "COWBIRD "

    Any religion that refuse to donate blood, but take fractions from it

    Any religion that take advantage of the fruitage of civil rights, but didn't stand up for none

    unless it was somethin' that threatened the WTS

    Any religion that refuse to contribute to secular charities, but use the heck out of 'em

    Any religion that encourages fieldservice over payin' jobs, and expect the government to feed the sheep while the sheep work for the WTS

    that's a "COWBIRD " for sure

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Scratch that, that's a " BUZZARD "

    OUTLAW, PLEASE COME BACK SOON OLE WUZ NEEDS YA

    ON A THREAT SUCH AS THIS

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    Pure cult evil.

  • moshe
    moshe

    Here's a brother who would tell us that kernel of corn in a cowpie is a golden nugget of hidden truth that only the GB can see!

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