'Bro. Hernandez is very knowledgeable of the Governing Body, because he serves as Bro. Herd's personal secretary.' Oh, Wow!
Bro. Hernandez sounds like a 'brown noser' to me!
An email sent to me- we are reallly close to the end
by Sour Grapes 58 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Glander
Well, the Ohno bird of S. America has a terrible life. He flys around silently for hours without landing. When he's finally exhausted and has to land he starts screeching, "Ohno...Ohno!" This is because his testicles hang down lower than his feet.
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jwfacts
We are living in the last seconds of the last days, so lets remodel the kingdom hall. Does anyone else see something wrong here?
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wasblind
God won't destroy the Kingdom Halls, Only the ones they sold off to the worldlies. LOL
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Knowsnothing
We are living in the last seconds of the last days, so lets remodel the kingdom hall. Does anyone else see something wrong here?
JWfacts, you obviously don't realize that true worship will continue down through the Millenial Reign, and as such, places of worship need to be in impeccable state to please the perfect Jehovah.
True worship, albeit modest, must also be adorned for the glory of God.
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breakfast of champions
We are living in the last seconds of the last days, so lets remodel the kingdom hall. Does anyone else see something wrong here?
. . .and build a brand-new compound and recreation center in upstate NY. It's just that friggin' close.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
"we are living in the last seconds of the last days"
Well, this thread has been up for 17 hours now, so it's a fact that we were not in the last 'seconds'.
But that's the thing about those "last seconds", they last...
and last...
and last...
and last...
and last...
and last...
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wannabefree
are those prophetic seconds?
cuz if you use the day for a year reckoning and/or a day to Jehovah is like 1,000 years to humans, that could be a whole lotta last seconds
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darth frosty
You have to extrapolate the derivative of the last day analogy. If a thousand years is as but one day to jehovah it stands to reason that a 100 yrs to jehovah would be but 1 hour and a decade would be a mere second.
Evidently jehovah just has a fucked up sense of time.
