One of my COs has been described elsewhere on this forum as follows:
"He was an ignorant git and laughed like Mutely. Yet another C/O and wife that were so clearly up their own backsides it was unbelievable. "
That's a fairly accurate portrait of the man.
In an unguarded moment of candour with Mrs Cedars and I, he bemoaned the fact that the Society had given him a brand new Vauxhall Astra (pictured below) to drive around in as a replacement of his previous free Vauxhall Vectra. His reason for complaining? The Astra was "too small" in comparison. This went down like a tonne of bricks with Mrs Cedars, who comes from a country where COs have to pay for their own bloody cars.
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