I AM THINKING OF BECOMING A CULT LEADER- ANY SUGGESTION?

by Mr Facts 13 years ago 22 Replies latest 13 years ago jw experiences

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  Mr Facts 13 years ago

  cantleave- If you want to be in, start visiting your bible again, cause the scriptures will be used extensively in the manipulation process. lots of twisting will be done for maximum indoctrination.

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  karter 13 years ago

  Mr Facts,

  Make your own translation of the bible and twist a few scriptures here and there that suit your way of thinking.

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  sd-7 13 years ago

  Granted, the right kind of cult leader gets seriously laid, so....I can't blame you for wanting to do it, but...I'd hate to make an enemy such as myself who woke up to what was going on. You just never know when such a person might snap.

  --sd-7

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  blond-moment 13 years ago

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  mindseye 13 years ago

  Pretend that your God's only channel, recruit some families, and make them watch a DVD entitled: "Become Yahweh's friend: Listen, Obey, and Be Blessed."

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  Mr Facts 13 years ago

  mindseye- that will be the main strategy, I will not even call my self God's channel, I will refer to my ministry as, "God's Tongue Divine International". I wish everything goes well with the plan. Insha allah

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  designs 13 years ago

  Promise Peace and Prosperity and set up an ATM machine in your garage.

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  dgp 13 years ago

  Don't forget to mention that "the time left is reduced".

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  Mr Facts 13 years ago

  Oh, awesome, great suggestions here!, I will also be doing several rehearsed miracles. I am negotiating properties soon. Hope everything will go as planned

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  apostatethunder 13 years ago

  You need to be a bit of a psycho, the rest will be easy. And be discreet, don’t make it too obvious how much you are actually getting laid, likely your followers wont.

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