I would love to see one of those cell phone commercials with the speedy internet in response to a knock at the door from a Jehovah's Witness on Saturday morning.
*Householder has phone in hand*
Witness: "Would you like to live in peaceful world, without wars and famine?"
Householder: "That magazine is so 46seconds ago! I have the one from two months from now. And, oops, new light! You dont have to preach anymore! sorry!"