by Witness 007 16 Replies latest watchtower bible
Joe : "Your Pregnant.....but how????"
Mary: {lights a cigrette and takes a puff} Well....it's amazing, please just hear me out, an angel came to me and........"
{10 minutes later}
Joe: Oh...........okay then, an Angel came to me to......but he looked alot like Sam from number 10 dressed in a sheet........"
Sounds like 1st Century non sense
How weird is it that people 'marry' god.
Zeus used to go around impregnating virgins too, but nobody believes in Zeus anymore.
it probably was satan or one of his demons. they are known for pulling this kind of stuff.
That story it's surronded by strange things! Even for a myth!
More crazy stuff:
- Mary itself was born without sin (probably without sex too).
- The "seed" was "planted" in the Mary's womb through her ears.
- Mary remains virgin after Jesus birth b/c she deliver him through her ears too! That's why in the middle ages the women used to wear some kind of headphone.
Jesus was born as a kind of marsupial worm! LOL
This was repeated some 18 times before Christ. At least the other 18 of them actually tied in with the soul. The Jesus crap was corrupted so that it can't do anyone any good.
Here are my explanations:
1. Jesus was an alien. Just think - today it is possible to become pregnant and be a virgin.
2. Virgin back then meant an unattached female, not necessarily one who never had sex.
3. Virgin also meant a woman who hasn't had sex in 7 years. There's some scripture in Leviticus or something.
4. The entire story is bogus.
