9/15/12 Watchtower: JW Conventions have been held for thousands of years! LOL

MrFreeze

Did they have to take notes and clap on command too?
civicsi00

Fade_away: You can twist the Bible to mean what you want it too. Like that joke that says Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it cause in John 12:49 Jesus says "For I did not speak of my own accord".....
I am ROTFLMAO at your comment! I'm a Honda fan, so when I saw your comment I busted out laughing!! I didn't realize Jesus drove a Honda, too!
Scott77

Unlike those of the israelites, modern-day convections of JWs are cash cows. How about the credit card machines?
Scott77
jam

I guess Adam and Eve where the first JWs.
These people did not fly over the Cuckoo,s nest they
landed smack in the middle of it.
BluesBrother

"focus on benefits received from attending them."
Er, it does not bother me, but I wonder why they print this in September when the convention season is over ?
planning for 2013 already?