Whats the Wisest one liner that you can come ....? (page 2)

BATHORY

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity. David Thoreau

plmkrzy

"Take That Rafter Out of Your Eye" I always laugh when I read that scripture. It's so funny. It makes me think of Mel Brooks.
"Holy Moses"

"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."
- Kin Hubbard

Shimmer

I just said one today, A friend said "That tastes like anus." And I replied "How would you know." ba-da-bum

I also like the saying "The more you stir shit up the more it stinks". Egads! Are you noticing a theme here?

Shimmer

Maybe being oneself is alway an acquired taste.-----PATRICIA HAMPL

Mommie Dark

"All mystical experience is coincidence... and vice versa, of course."
---Tom Stoppard

plmkrzy

Oh yah...got another

"Where ever you go...There you are."

Scully

I don't know if it can be classified as the "wisest" one liner, but it makes me laugh every time I hear it:

My Karma ran over your Dogma

Love, Scully

target

You never really learn how to swear until you learn how to drive

There is a thin person inside us struggling to get out-but she can usually be sedated with a piece of chocolate

To be old and Wise, you first have to be young and stupid

Time wounds all heels

It used to be wine, women and song. Now its beer, TV and the ol' lady

The older I get, the faster I was

Martha Stewart does not live here

Stupidity should be painful

Raising children is like slowly being pecked to death by chickens

Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat

No coffee-no workee

Mean people suck

When you are low man on the totem pole, remember, without you, the damn thing would fall down

Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, 'cuz you're crunchy and taste good with ketchup

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets

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lauralisa

I can't believe no one has said "Bite me" yet.

When uttered with just the right nuance of je n'est-ce pas, there is truly no come-back to it. This makes it a great "one liner."

Mordez-Nous!

Farkel

"By all means marry, young men. If you find a nice woman, you'll be very happy. If not, you can always become a philosopher. " - Socrates

Farkel

El Kabong

Religion is like Booze. A little in moderation is OK, but too much turns you into a blabbering idiot.

Whats the Wisest one liner that you can come ....?

My Karma ran over your Dogma

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