Whats the Wisest one liner that you can come ....?

by Celtic 39 Replies latest jw friends

  • heathen
    heathen

    get your head out of your ass

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    If life is a bowl full of cherries, why am I always stuck with the pits?

    I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
  • ring
    ring

    "I have the found the one true religion"[8>]

  • Skimmer
    Skimmer

    "Only prisons need watchtowers."

  • Perry
    Perry

    Love your neighbor as yourself

  • target
    target

    My all time favorite:

    The jawbone of an ass is still a dangerous weapon.

    Target

  • patio34
    patio34

    after having committed myself twice to something and then having to back out of it, my wise saying of the day is:

    Look before you leap.

    WTBS: Quit peeing on my leg and telling me it's raining.
  • WTLies
    WTLies

    "Never leand more than you can afford to give away"

    "Nothing beats a failure but a try"

    "Hope for the best but always plan for the worst"

    The one about only prisons need Watchtowers was great lol

    William,
    Former member of a Non-Prophet
    Organization
    [email protected]

  • mommy
    mommy

    Riz,
    You got my vote! I spit apple juice all over the screen
    wendy

  • thewiz
    thewiz

    you can't defend youself against a liar.

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