Whoa - stop the world - I just got the joke!

by Qcmbr 54 Replies latest social humour

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    Finally - I get it. Oh my gosh.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Ha!

  • NomadSoul
    NomadSoul

    I heard the chicken crossed the road to show its friends that it wasn't that chicken.

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    It's like a revelation. I have heard it so many times and I never made the connection, never processed it. The universe just clicked into place. A heavenly choir is singing.

  • mynameislame
    mynameislame

    Hmm now I feel like I might be missing something....

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    The chicken is suicidal

  • Soldier77
    Soldier77

    Hah! You just helped me get that joke! Thanks!!

  • Giordano
    Giordano

    In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

  • JRK
    JRK

    Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was in the chicken.

  • Giordano
    Giordano

    Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

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