Whoa - stop the world - I just got the joke!

by Qcmbr 13 years ago 54 Replies latest 13 years ago social humour

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  Giordano 13 years ago

  Question from Readers: Why did the chicken cross the road?

  Answer: It was an apostate chicken and it will die in the rain.

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  Vidqun 13 years ago

  

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  NomadSoul 13 years ago

  Find the Cat:

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  exwhyzee 13 years ago

  Why did the Chicken cross the road ?

  Because he was Stapled to the Punk Rocker.

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  Kudra 13 years ago

  HOLY SHIT.

  Qcmbr, I just got it too, after reading it in your original post.

  Seriously. How absolutely funny. (funny that I had not "gotten" the world's oldest and most commonly told joke, not that the pun is all that funny...)

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  glenster 13 years ago

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  still thinking 13 years ago

  LMAO! I honestly never saw it like that.

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  OnTheWayOut 13 years ago

  And what do you call a chicken that rolls in the mud then crosses the road twice?

  A dirty double crosser.

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  kurtbethel 13 years ago

  Meanwhile....at Watchtower Farms.....

  

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  NewChapter 13 years ago

  The chicken is suicidal

  LOL! I love suicidal chickens. Paprikash anyone? How do you suppose a chicken's spirit feels when it watches our teeth tearing through it's discarded flesh? Things to ponder while drinking.

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