Question from Readers: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: It was an apostate chicken and it will die in the rain.
Whoa - stop the world - I just got the joke!
by Qcmbr 54 Replies latest social humour
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NomadSoul
Find the Cat:
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exwhyzee
Why did the Chicken cross the road ?
Because he was Stapled to the Punk Rocker.
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Kudra
HOLY SHIT.
Qcmbr, I just got it too, after reading it in your original post.
Seriously. How absolutely funny. (funny that I had not "gotten" the world's oldest and most commonly told joke, not that the pun is all that funny...)
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still thinking
LMAO! I honestly never saw it like that.
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OnTheWayOut
And what do you call a chicken that rolls in the mud then crosses the road twice?
A dirty double crosser.
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kurtbethel
Meanwhile....at Watchtower Farms.....
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NewChapter
The chicken is suicidal
LOL! I love suicidal chickens. Paprikash anyone? How do you suppose a chicken's spirit feels when it watches our teeth tearing through it's discarded flesh? Things to ponder while drinking.
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