Make your predictions here.What will happen...

by sleepy 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Somewhere in all this there is material for a good movie but we need some hot sex scenes. So, my prediction is that the number of males will drop in the congregations, making the current ratio of 1 male to 2 females look downright warm and fuzzy to the point where it is 1 man to 12 women...then there will be a introduction into polygamy based on the examples of early Bible characters like wise King Soloman (pun pun) and all forms of birth control will be outlawed and all sex will become procreational only.

    If sisters don't want to be made into baby factories then they will be admonished and hauled on the carpet for not following their scriptural role and put on public reproof for being frigid and not supporting the great increase (all of which would be coming from the kids). In time though, this cozy sexual paradise for the guys will give way to congregations which subcum to gross immorality and the Service meetings will have a totally new meaning!

    All the fun though will attract new males into the fold, even 144,001 will come back in to have his dreams of having sex on the stage played out and will drive the ratio of males to women back down to normal. This will then spoil things and new light will come out saying the whole damn thing was all an apostate plot to get laid.

    ...well stranger things have happened don't ya think?

    Skipper

  • logical
    logical

    im not entering becasue i dont care much for cake.

  • SYN
    SYN

    Argh! STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!

    The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

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