Help! Instead of worrying about Jesus today... I may have been evil in the sight of the Lord

by EntirelyPossible 15 Replies latest jw experiences

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  EntirelyPossible

  I got up early, did some work, went to the market and got some fresh ground italian sausage, went to the farmers market and picked up some locally grown organic tomatoes and cantaloupes, went home, made fresh pasta sauce from the tomatoes and some herbs from my garden, made dinner, decanted a bottle of red zinfandel, had dinner with a lovely woman, sat on the couch with some wine and fresh fruit and watched Corialanus, spent some quality time together, then cleaned the kitchen and dished and now I am watching Tom Waits on David Letterman.

  I seriously considered playing golf today, but fresh made pasta sauce was more important.

  I didn't worry about Jesus at all. Am I evil? I may have committed a biblical sin after dinner and a movie, if that matters.
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  snowbird

  It's not very likely that Jesus of Nazareth wants you to worry about Him - go and sin no more.
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  EntirelyPossible

  Oh, I thought he was very concerned with my worrying about him.
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  Black Sheep

  It's not very likely that Jesus of Nazareth wants you to worry about Him - go and sin some more.
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  MrFreeze

  All of that stuff is worldly. Remember what Jesus said, "They took no note." You better recognize or you're gonna be bird food my friend.
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  Witness My Fury

  Yeah, remember the wife of Lot.

  And the Flood.

  And the snakes biting the Israelites.

  And the many many many other nasty punishments dished out by the God of Love. His Sonny boy Jesus watched all this punishing and killing and got a kick or two out of it, so he cant wait to get started on your ass for ANY slight reason he can dream up. So watch it k!
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  Phizzy

  I heard J.C is gonna get them She Bears to eat you up, he thought it was great fun last time when daddy Big J got them to gobble up a bunch of name calling kids.

  In fact all of us on here had better watch out for bears, we have called Big J and J.C all sorts of things, boy are we bear's lunch !

  OUTLAW ! Check your back yard !
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  sizemik

  I'm not quick to judge anyone . . . perish the thought.

  So, I'll need some more details about this after-dinner sin you committed . . . namely all of them.
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  NewChapter

  ARGH! I forgot Waits was gonna be on Letterman! Damn---meant to set my DVR. Oh miserable day.
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  WTWizard

  You did nothing evil--in fact, Jesus really didn't save anything. At best, he died trying. More probably, he didn't even exist but was stolen from at least 18 different legends with simliar stories. Besides, original sin is something Jehovah had no business using to enslave us with in the first place, so it really is Jehovah that sinned against us.

  Fortunately, Satan accepts that we are busy. Satan is more inclined to accept us as we are, without expecting drastic changes in our personality. And it is Satan that opened His big mouth, at great cost to Himself, to expose Jehovah's plan to enslave us all. Thus, Satan and not Jesus is your real Savior.