Help! Instead of worrying about Jesus today... I may have been evil in the sight of the Lord

by EntirelyPossible 15 Replies latest jw experiences

  • EntirelyPossible
    EntirelyPossible

    NC, are you a Tom Waits fan? I just watched it, I remembered half way through. He played Chicago from Bad as Me.

    Size, I looked at a woman with lust in my heart. Since I have already sinned by my thoughts, I went for it.

  • EntirelyPossible
    EntirelyPossible

    I didn't worship Jesus today either, even though I flew through the air like a spirit and communicated silently with people also flying through the air.

    Perhaps we are all gods now that we can fly and communicate invisbly through the air with others.

    Perhaps, probably I am the supreme god for first realizing this.

    and, NC you are a Tom Waits fan?

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    EP..

    If your worrying about Jesus,your not drinking enough Scotch..

    I`ll bet Jesus would have been a Scotch Drinker..

    After his first taste ,no more turning water into wine..

    We`d be reading about turning Water into 18yr old Highland Park..

    And..

    Preaching to the Mass`s on a Golf Course..

    Cuz thats how Jesus Rolls..

    Yeah I`m all that and a..

    Bag of Chips!

    .......................... ...OUTLAW

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Phizzy..

    The berries are almost ripe..That means the bear will be here very soon..

    It also means bear crap every where..

    I have no Idea how he gets that big Bear Bum up the cherry tree..

    He`s huge..

    He even takes a dump while he`s up in the tree..

    ........................ ...OUTLAW

  • King Solomon
    King Solomon

    I got up early, did some work, went to the market and got some fresh ground italian sausage, went to the farmers market and picked up some locally grown organic tomatoes and cantaloupes, went home, made fresh pasta sauce from the tomatoes and some herbs from my garden, made dinner, decanted a bottle of red zinfandel...

    OMG, did you actually drink a red zin with a tomato-based pasta sauce? The culinary sin, the HORROR!!! And you call yourself an epicurean!! :)

    Hopefully you didn't follow Jesus' collossally-bad advice NOT to wash your hands before eating, too (as found in Mark 7). Because of all the battles he could've chosen to call the Pharisees on, he had to pick THE ONE that actually makes some sense from a scientific, public-health standpoint (disease-prevention of handwashing and washing food utensils).

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    Yes you are....anyone not thinking about and listening to Jesus is being mislead by beelzebub...

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