by OneDayillBeFree 130 Replies latest jw experiences
On a side note, does anyone know what the official WT position is on using Viagra or similar medications? If not, then maybe it's time for some 'new light' on the matter?
I doubt that the subject has ever been discussed in the literature.
However, if it were, I have no doubt that precautions would be given against "obsession with sex" and probably the notion that the cost could be better used in promoting WTBTS literature.
I've never seen anything written on viagra, cialis, etc., nor do I recall hearing anything in any talk.
Seems to be one of those "don't ask, don't tell" issues.
I heard Jehovah loaned Jackson his Celestial Chariot for a date a couple Fridays ago. It has built-in Cherubim chaperones.
I wonder if they go ice skating?
This may be slightly off topic, but...I do feel sorry for this new woman (in the bedroom). She most likely has never been married and is still a virgin. So she has to have sex with a man much older than her (UGH!) And we all know it will be missionary position only. No sex toys, porn or oral. This poor girl will NEVER know what an orgasm is.
Hah!
Maybe he gave her a bloody rose?
He should've followed the example of our dear departed Brother Rutherford... Just keep a 'personal' secretary.
It's easier to dismiss a secretary for a newer model than it is a wife half your age...
It makes me wonder if the new bride is one of the anointed, but if she's that young, probably not likely. This behaviour doesn't quite mesh with the GB's doctrines. If the clock is at 11:59 as they always point out, why get married when Jehovah obviously has much more important things for 1/8th of his human representation on Earth to occupy himself with? When the Big A comes along and her husband gets swooped up in a red cloud, how is she supposed to feel? Can she be with someone else in the New Order while her 'ex' is looking down at all the naughty things she's doing with her new guy?
What about all that "gift of singleness" Bull$hit...What a weird deal for and 60ish dude to marry a 20 something girl. Especially this joker being on the GB. Weird freaking people.
^^^^ LOL....great post.....I was roaring!!
Hey, she is in her 20/30's.....can't she be considered an 'overlapper?'
I'm having one of those days where I can't stop laughing at this cult.....I CANNOT believe I was ever an elder teaching at conventions.....embarrassing.....
