NAME THE LEAD ARTICLE IN THE LAST AWAKE! EVER TO BE PRINTED

by steve2 30 Replies latest jw experiences

  • eva luna
    eva luna

    Haha

    I thought it was 'Gods view on sex'

    He must like to watch

  • Chariklo
    Chariklo

    Too good to be true?

    It has been for us! Byeeee!

  • steve2
    steve2

    Love the titles. The most cutting and approriate was "We told you religion was a snare and a racket".

    wallofjericho - you are very bad but I like you.

    I thought another fitting we're-out-of-here title would be:

    WE WERE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT ORAL SEX. YOU STILL CAN'T DO IT!

  • cobaltcupcake
    cobaltcupcake

    "What Is The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow? Mankind's Oldest Question Answered."

    http://scottleblog.wordpress.com

    The Odd Life of Jehovah's Witnesses

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    "The Great and Powerful Oz has Spoken"

  • King Solomon
    King Solomon

    Ooopsie-daisy! Sorreee, but the GB regretfully announces that we forgot to carry a 1.... We could make up some cock-eyed scriptural interpretation to cover for it, but as BB King said, the thrill is gone. I t's like shooting fish in a barrel, just no fun anyway, if you all don't TRY to think for yourself like ol' Ray did.... Yeah, there's no fun like the drama of palace politics, coups. <sigh...>

    PS we'll still around though, figuring what to do with this expensive German printing equipment (we've got most on eBay, but no bidders). Don't suppose you'd be interested in a tax-free charitable trust?

  • Jeffro
    Jeffro

    I demand a parting tribute to the resplendent quetzal (Awake! 8 February 2000).

    Ah... resplendent.

  • apostatethunder
    apostatethunder

    We love you.

  • scary21
    scary21

    The ten toes stand for the new 10 member GB

  • maisha
    maisha

    We are fucked - you are fuck as well - such is life!

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