NAME THE LEAD ARTICLE IN THE LAST AWAKE! EVER TO BE PRINTED

by steve2 13 years ago 30 Replies latest 13 years ago jw experiences

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  eva luna 13 years ago

  Haha

  I thought it was 'Gods view on sex'

  He must like to watch

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  Chariklo 13 years ago

  Too good to be true?

  It has been for us! Byeeee!

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  steve2 13 years ago

  Love the titles. The most cutting and approriate was "We told you religion was a snare and a racket".

  wallofjericho - you are very bad but I like you.

  I thought another fitting we're-out-of-here title would be:

  WE WERE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT ORAL SEX. YOU STILL CAN'T DO IT!

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  cobaltcupcake 13 years ago

  "What Is The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow? Mankind's Oldest Question Answered."

  http://scottleblog.wordpress.com

  The Odd Life of Jehovah's Witnesses

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  rip van winkle 13 years ago

  "The Great and Powerful Oz has Spoken"

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  King Solomon 13 years ago

  Ooopsie-daisy! Sorreee, but the GB regretfully announces that we forgot to carry a 1.... We could make up some cock-eyed scriptural interpretation to cover for it, but as BB King said, the thrill is gone. I t's like shooting fish in a barrel, just no fun anyway, if you all don't TRY to think for yourself like ol' Ray did.... Yeah, there's no fun like the drama of palace politics, coups. <sigh...>

  PS we'll still around though, figuring what to do with this expensive German printing equipment (we've got most on eBay, but no bidders). Don't suppose you'd be interested in a tax-free charitable trust?

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  Jeffro 13 years ago

  I demand a parting tribute to the resplendent quetzal (Awake! 8 February 2000).

  Ah... resplendent.

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  apostatethunder 13 years ago

  We love you.

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  scary21 13 years ago

  The ten toes stand for the new 10 member GB

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  maisha 13 years ago

  We are fucked - you are fuck as well - such is life!

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