"My grandmother had a bunch of books on the occult. My grandfather said that when he put them in a pile outside to burn them, they wouldn't light. He poured gasoline on them, and still they wouldn't light (yeah, we all know that gas fumes light, so that's BS). So, he had to literally soak them with gasoline, and relit the pile several times to keep it burning."
Every congregation has their own reinvention of this one. You know the GB LOVES it because it keeps the sheeple scared and dependent upon them and their holiness to keep the demunz away