Leolaia, I thought about using the term "puffery" in my OP, but--while it certainly IS that--the part that is so egregious is that it was clearly written BEFORE the events described happened.
When I became a JW I had this fantasy that the leadership of the WTBTS were scrupulously honest in every detail about everything. I could forgive some minor mistakes as long as they weren't intentional.
Well no I know better.
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