by tresdecu 16 Replies latest jw friends
...and I will destroy you and your family if you do not join an obscure religion formed in the 19th century by a weirdo with a goofy looking beard.
ahhhhhuhghgggggahhhhhh!!!
Sorry, just blowing off a little steam. My wife is giving me a big guilt trip (cause she's getting one from her bro) about making sure we're at meeting tomorrow. IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF NFL FOOTBALL...ahhhh. I had visions of siting in my robe and watching RedZone all day. Dammit!
The only difference between the NFL and Jehovah...
Is that the NFL exists. (they are both silly, afterall) :P
Oh and... you are not Jehovah, evildoer!!! :P
I AM JEHOVAH! (I had a vision that told me so! In the vision, I had to climb a large statue of a woman... clearly the KINGDOM OF GOD. It was a little vague and kind of weird... we kind of took a little shortcut - but it made a lot of sense at the time! Ehem! I am the chosen one! Etc.)
ahhhhhuhghgggggahhhhhh!!!
That's exactly what GOD said to me when he first appeared!!?
- Lime
Football dosent start till 1pm est. plenty of time to get home for kickoff ;)
Football dosent start till 1pm est. plenty of time to get home for kickoff ;)
Ooo.. Ugh. Yeah.
I would show...
Ehem. I would show up at 1:01.
- Lime
...unless he is one of those dratted shared Kingdom Halls and he's on second shift.
Could you attend another congregation just this once?
Sneak your iPhone in to the bathroom?
Sneak your iPhone in to the bathroom?
Oooooh.... Jehovah won't be happy with that. Oh, no, no, no.
Jehovah hates apples.
- Lime.
AND hubby advised me that e-books are not welcome at the district convention. I told him THAT ain't happenin'.
Don't go Très Déçu, don't go! Watch your game instead.
AND hubby advised me that e-books are not welcome at the district convention.
Did you try pleading for the ebook's usefulness thanks to its modern multi-touch interface? Mmm... Multi-touch...
Woops, nevermind. Looks like the Watchtower addressed multi-touch in the family and YPA book already.... Touche, Watchtower touche...
Young People Ask - "Is Apple's Multi-Touch the 'Unforgivable Sin?'"
- Lime
PS: "Yes."
I AM JEHOVAH...
... formerly known as Yahweh... and before that, El. This guy keeps changing his name.
...and I will destroy you and your family if you do not join an obscure religion formed in the 19th century by a weirdo with a goofy looking beard.
As a teenager I started awakening. This was one of the things that I didn't agree with the WTS on. I had done the math. It is not possible for JWs to preach to all the inhabitted Earth and warn every single person. There are not enough JWs and there are too many people in the world. JW growth is not keeping up with world population growth. There are also people in this world that no one knows about. How do you preach to a remote Amazonian tribe, for example? What language do you use? How do you approach someone with no clothes on holding a speard with a Watchtower or Awake! ragazine?
Just at my work alone, most people have no clue who JWs are. And if they do, JWs are consider strange due to their non-traditional pseudo-Christian beliefs.
The all-critical, lifesaving message isn't getting out there.
