I AM JEHOVAH...

by tresdecu 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • finallysomepride
    finallysomepride

    on the 8th day god created NFL

    on the 9th day he realised his mistake and replaced it with Rugby

  • fakesmile
    fakesmile

    are you or are you not the head of the house? tell you what, play jehoover a game of "paper rock siscors". have the wife act as ref so no one cheats. no show is automatic default loss. and NO substitutes for an absentee. if you loose, screw it, ill go to a meeting too.

  • fakesmile
    fakesmile

    or turn it around on her. say "babe i made it a matter of prayer and insert whatever".

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    fakesmile, wise men know that discretion is the better part of valour. Don't pull the headship card on a North American woman. My husband knows so.

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    on the 8th day god created NFL

    And also...

    Tapewormz

  • tresdecu
    tresdecu

    all my compaining was for naught... ;-) My kid got sick last night...so I enthusiastically volunteered to stay home while my wife represents at the KH. Her brother was happy she made it, I am happy (well, not that my kid is sick) that I got to stay home. And as a bonus I took a personal day @ at work to stay home tomorrow!

    I actually am plugged in to RedZone, and drinking a coffee...and most importantly not listening to a tired old talk about Noahs Arc.

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    See? Praying to the Flying Spagetti Monster really DOES work!!

    flying spagetti monster

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