yawn.
JHVH God mainly drops frogs out of the sky and turns rivers red.
I call his bluff.
by cedars 107 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
yawn.
JHVH God mainly drops frogs out of the sky and turns rivers red.
I call his bluff.
In addition to the "selective" radiation, in most developed lands, the publuisher to population ratio is ~1:250 (1:1000 worldwide overall). So each JW gets to bury 250-1000 irradiated individuals. Wow, what a pleasant thought. The video talks about the wonderful hope of JW's loved ones being resurrected. Good for them I suppose, until, since i'm no longer a JW anymore but have loved ones still in, will my loved ones have to bury me?
Cognisonance and James Woods: You guys beat me to it! LOL!
“Jehovah will use divine radiation….”????
Ok…that is the kind of stuff I would hear at conventions that would make me roll my eyes, drop my jaw and look round and wonder; “Are youl hearing this? They are making this crap up! How the hell do we know and why are they even going there!!!” WOW!
I hope they retrofit every JW home, AH, and KH….to prepare for Divine Radiation ©
the next logical step is for all JWs to invest in full body lead aprons.
WTBT&Lead radiation suit society.
Maybe this "divine radiation" does not outright kill the JWs, but it does sterilize them so that there are no children in the new order.
The Watchtower Urinary Tract Corporation better start buying up all the shovels at Lowe's and Home Depot... they'll need at least 7 million... I can name a few JWs who will take great pleasure in burying their next door neighbors...
james_woods
Maybe this "divine radiation" does not outright kill the JWs, but it does sterilize them so that there are no children in the new order.
lol, two theological conundrums settled in one go - I like it! Ever considered a career on the Governing Body?! With your imagination and initiative you could go far!
Cedars
the next logical step is for all JWs to invest in full body lead aprons.
....sold for only $1,499.99 a piece (buy 2, get 50% off the third one) at the literature counter.....
CHRIST ALONE - I have heard the same thing about Sydlik from former Bethelites - real down-to-earth, approachable, and a good sense of humor, something distinctly missing from most of these weirdos. Ok, now I have to watch this video. . .
In my JC case I said that I've been told my whole life that billions of people will die and that only JWs will survive Armageddon and the elders insisted and said, "That's not true, we never said that!"
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