Sounds like Science Fiction stuff that you would expect from Scientologists. I think that Losch is in the wrong bus.
Why would God perform such a massive killing spree, and select only a few people to clean up the mess? It doesn't make sense.
Billions of dead, possibly killed by divine radiation, all of whom will need to be buried... Gerrit Losch predicts the future!
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james_woods
Cedars:
lol, two theological conundrums settled in one go - I like it! Ever considered a career on the Governing Body?! With your imagination and initiative you could go far!
No - cannot consider that kind of career. Too busy herding the cats and lizards here and timing out the Trolls.
Anyway, I don't think they would like my suggestion to "symbolize" the 144,000 number to give themselves an excuse for the growing number of partakers.
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nuthouse escapee
OMG these guys are nuts! NEXT DC: "Brothers & Sisters, it is with great pleasure that we announce the release of an addition to your Armageddon survival kit." (crowd applause accompanied by oohing & aahing). "We present to you the Paradise Hazmat Radiation Protector Suit & Shovel. With this loving provision from Jehovah you will be able to safely bury the irradiated of Jehovah." (more applause & whispering re how Jehovah provides)
ROFLMAO, Guess they'll have to bury all those birds that start eating those corpses, then the coyotes & other animals that are feasting on the birds. Oops too many dead things now there is typhus and diptheria. Wait...is that a divine innoculation syringe coming down from heaven to save us? (as the survivors of the Big A ooh & aah once again at Jah's marvelous provisions. Leslie
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Leolaia
"destruction of enemies" .... "billions of people will die"
billions of people = enemies
How happifying!
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elderelite
I dunno... Dan was a great guy and had a pair on him. He was boxer and didnt back down as i knew him. I think it was way more being captive of the concept. Or maybe ray woke him up and he didnt wanna go out like ray... But what i do known is even ray didnt want to go out like he did. He wanted reform. He was bounced, he didnt walk away on his own.
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james_woods
billions of people = enemies
How happifying!
Kind of a shame that there are many, many goodhearted people - doctors, nurses, teachers, firemen, medical researchers, social workers, volunteers, and so on in that huge group of enemies.
Doesn't seem to bother the happified JWs one bit, though.
I guess you cannot be as "successful" as Ted Bundy if you worry too much about the human value of your victims.
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Found Sheep
The longer I'm away from those quacks the more obvious there stupidity is.
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rip van winkle
Didn't that happen in Raiders of the Lost Ark?
Anyway, what a Marooon! Aren't we all glad that he is what represents the GB of JW"s?
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RayPub(Eric) you should send that "Bro" the link to this vid.
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edmond dantes
Jehovahs Witnesses greatest achievement is about to commence so get ready to start up your diggers crank up the bulldozers and sing a Kingdom melody as you breathe in the stench of diesel smoke and rotting flesh. First prize goes to the Witness who recognises the bodies of children who lived in the same street as the burial party.
My eyes have seen the gory !!! Talking about bodies will the G.Body be doing any of the outrageous covering up of this illegal mass extermination spree . Me thinks this is a crime scene.
By the way they will tell you when they come knocking that it must be true because it's in the Bible.
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Christ Alone
Good point elderelite.
Quarterback said: Why would God perform such a massive killing spree, and select only a few people to clean up the mess? It doesn't make sense.
I was thinking the same. I'm not a math guy, but if Armageddon came and there were over 7 billion dead and only 7 million JWs...how many bodies would each person have to bury to clean up? Keep in mind that this would include children that are in the new system too. Is that 1000 bodies per person? Did I do the math right?
Subtract the children that are baptized JWs...perhaps 1500 per person? How long would it take to bury 1500 people by yourself? Where are these people going to be buried?
I guess this is why Ciro Alucino said that "anti matter" would be used to dispose of the bodies.