PDF Versions of Literature - Faithful Slave says ... count them on your field service report

wannabefree

Perhaps this has been covered .. I didn't see it.

December KM (Thanks Atlantis http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/bible/239632/1/2012-2013-Literature-Request-Form-2012-December-Kingdom-Ministry-2012-October-3-BOE )

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Send an Article or a Publication to Someone
You Know: Attach a downloaded PDF or
an EPUB to an e-mail. Or download an audio
version of a publication onto a CD. Each
time you give someone who is not baptized a
complete electronic book, brochure, or magazine,
you may count it as a placement.

Placements are going to skyrocket!

sir82

LOL!

My field service report for next month:

4 hours, 3 return visits, and 1,456,789 books placed.

LostGeneration

Oh man, their numbers are going to the moon!

wannabefree

I wonder if they will start including sample e-mail presentations in Our Kingdom Ministry ... certainly if you can count the literature you sent you can count the time it takes to write the email -

Time to compose email presentation and attach 2 magazines - 15 minutes

BCC email to 200 recipients - (200 x .25 hr) = 50 hrs and 400 magazines

(I know a pioneer brother who did a lot of letter writing, he would write one letter but count the time it took him to compose that letter for each printed copy he would send.)

They're already all hopped up about how the Watchtower "is now the most widely circulated magazine on the planet" (ignoring the fact that 95% of them end up in the back of a JW's closet or immediately tossed in a householder's trash bin).

What happens now? "The Watchtower - the first magazine to reach 2 billion in circulation! Praise Jah!"

wannabefree

Then, of course, send an email after sending a publication asking if they had a chance to look at it ... RETURN VISIT!

After sending three emails discussing paragraphs in a book ... BIBLE STUDY!

clarity

... oh boy their tongues must be hanging out with excitement!

Something else to mark down ...oooh makes them look sooo zealous!!!!!!!

Omg ... haven't done time for a few yrs, can anyone tell me if

there is a column on the little 'slip' for BIBLES ... or maybe bibles are so

unimportant they are just thrown in with all the other trash!

clarity

Yan Bibiyan

Can't Satan alter some of that PDF info, while it is making its ways through the intewebs?

Just asking.. you wouldn't send a truckfull of "Christian" literature through, say Saudi Arabia these days, would you?

elderelite

Holy new light batman!!!!!! This is news to me!

OnTheWayOut

you may count it

I would laugh if it wasn't so sad that the most important thing to a JW (especially a pioneer) is counting placements and turning in high numbers. That's their ticket to paradise.

I betcha, they will add a column for "tracts" when they reduce publishing further. That way, the JW's will get excited about counting how many they get out.

PDF Versions of Literature - Faithful Slave says ... count them on your field service report

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