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PDF Versions of Literature - Faithful Slave says ... count them on your field service report
by wannabefree 26 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Christ Alone
4 hours, 3 return visits, and 1,456,789 books placed.
hahahahahahaha Awesome!
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processor
Pfffffffffsssssssss ... can I also count the magazines that are downloaded from my Watchtower Archive?
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wha happened?
So if u have a lot of relatives outside this religion, u can bombard them monthly with a new publication via email. Talk about cooking the numbers. However I think it will be funny when they start to make claims of more publications printed, than what their in-house facilities can actually produce.
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Theocratic Sedition
LOL, why are they so numbers obsessed?
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DATA-DOG
I stand by my prediction that within 5 years ( if planet x doesn't destroy us, or the WT isn't destroyed by Christ) that there will be no printing of magazines, except for special invitations, and perhaps the current book being studied. All other puplications will be the sole responsibility of the publisher's personal ministry. You will go to JW.org, log in just like an Elder. This privilige will come with a catch, all your internet activity will be closely monitored by Warwick. You may enter you pasword, which will let the watchers on the other end know your rank and position within the KH. Then you will choose the offer for the month and print it off, or burn it at your own expense, as part of your contribution to the World wide work. When logging on you may not count your time, unless you have already met for field service. Then you can count your time downloading, e-mailing, and folding tracts that you have printed yourself. Is is a blizzard outside? No excuses! Raining? No excuses! 120 degrees? No excuses. You can still preach the word. All your placements, RV's, BS will be kept tract of on-line. They will also no who is a registered independent publisher, how often they are logging in, ect. Combined with the watchful eyes of the fine Elders it will be apparent who is whole-souled and who is a potential apostate.
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Kool Jo
Im gonna send emails between my two email addresses all day long!!!!! Now my service report is going to look great...right from my PC!!!
Kool Jo
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AnnOMaly
My field service report for next month:
4 hours, 3 return visits, and 1,456,789 books placed.
ROFL! Classic!
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bats in the belfry
LostGeneration & sir82 >>
4 hours, 3 return visits, and 1,456,789 books placed.
With those numbers skyrocketing, the 2013 SERVICE YEAR REPORT will show so much more global ineffectiveness of their preaching work.
Theocratic Sedition >>
why are they so numbers obsessed?
It will backlash at them. Placements are bound to increase drastically but the growth rate likely will be a fat zero.
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bats in the belfry
DATA-DOG >>
I stand by my prediction that within 5 years (...) that there will be no printing of magazines.
. . . for sure a prophecy to watch for.
By then, make certain to use the Tor Project's "Tor Browser Bundle" ensuring your anonymity when logging into jw.org, just like Chinese dissidents do.