Indisputable proof that an empathetic god exists, I've got evidence.

by Theocratic Sedition 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Theocratic Sedition
    Theocratic Sedition

    Alcohol. Its been around since forever. God knew there would be no shortage of cretins and insecurities. What better coping tool to provide than, alcohol. Praises where credit is due.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Bet he's got his own stash, too. They don't call it spirits for no reason;)

    S

  • Theocratic Sedition
    Theocratic Sedition

    exactly Satanus!

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Alcohol has its share of problems. Ask the person that drink-drove into a tree about how "empathetic" a god alcohol is.

    However, there is a better God. And His name is Satan.

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    Ben Franklin approves of this thread.

    -Sab

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    However, there is a better God. And His name is Satan.

    You and your Satanism.

    -Sab

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    Beer is proof god wants us to be happy :)

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    EE, also cannabinoid receptors in our brains. That's a dead giveaway that God wants happiness for all.

    -Sab

  • yadda yadda 2
    yadda yadda 2

    Yes absolutely, I need lots of alcohol lately to cope with realising that a personal God of love we can have a 'relationship' with is completely incompatible with the idea of a God that allows evil and horrific suffering.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    That must be the booze receptors in the brain and everywhere else in the body.

    S

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